2025 SUCKED

A Big Hairy One

HOW BIG DID IT SUCK?

It sucked the biggest dick ever. Since the blue whale is the largest animal on the planet, one must assume it also has the largest mega-shmekle.

I asked AI to show me an image of a blue whale wearing a French maid costume.

I also ate lots of shrooms the summer of ‘71. But that's another story.

Here's the image. Ponder. Who’s wearing who (or what)

IT SUCKED BALLS

Another tried and true aspect of suckery. Here is the Abomination created by AI

(also known as): One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

I did a lot of peyote the summer of ‘72. But that's another story.

Do not ponder this for any reason. But now I know where I left my phone.

IT SUCKS HIND TIT.

An absolute classic. Through the magic of AI I have discovered that hind tit is the least desirable for a surprising reason. It turns that all the little piggies in the front (Have you seen the little piggies) are sucking the cream right off that sweet pig milk, and all the hind titman gets is regrets. Here’s HTM (Hind TIT Man) Expressing his outrage. he's starting his own substack next week. At least I think he is.

I sniffed a lot of glue in the last year. But that's another story

DON’T THINK…

about five from now when AI is doing your medical diagnosis.

I'm looking forward to it. But that's another story.

A SUCKY HAIKU

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Another story

Suck it