ALL THE TEA IN CHINA

Elmo the Space Nazi

WHEN I WAS A KID…

We used to say, I wouldn't (whatever) for all the tea in China. In 2023, China produced over 3 million metric tons of tea, which is nearly half of the world's total tea production. A ton of tea costs around $4,732.
Elon Musk is worth 436.8B. That means he could buy all the tea in China 923,307,692.3077 times.

In the field of Statistics (a course I avoided as if it were a sulphuric acid enema) a large number is officially referred to as a “Buttload".

Butt also, this…

I believe I would rather have a butt load of wine than a butt load of tea.

BUTT….

Why does the richest guy in the world have to be such a facist prick?

It can happen to anyone. Ever been on a cruise where you come back to your room and the room is completely made and cleaned, with a chocolate on your pillow?

And then you arrive home and are SHOCKED no one is there to wipe your wimple?

WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF THINGS TO BUY…..

What’s left?

One thing to learn from this map is that if you have to drive through Oklahoma, don’t.

SUGAR DADDY

Here’s what Elmo the Space Nazi bought.