BETWIXT AND BETWEEN
Nattering Nabobs of Nativity
POST T-DAY, PRE X-MAS
Still Thanksgiving leftovers in the fridge, but ring-ting-a-fucking-ling, already gearing up for a fat man home invader who leaves deer shit on your roof?
As John Cougar Melonhead once said “ain't that America”.
WHAT ELSE IS BETWIXT AND BETWEEN?
MTG. Maggot or Freedom Fighter?
As Freddie Mercurial once said, “ Anyway, the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.”
PETE KEGSBREATH. Department of War or neighborhoods sot?
Hey, Aqualung!
As Jethro once said “Feeling like a dead duck, spitting out pieces of his broken luck.”
KEYSTONE KASH PATEL. SOG (Secretary of Googly Eyes) Or Dead Man Walking?
As Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel’s mother said, “Googly eyes make everything better.”
KRISTI NOEM. Secretary of Cosplay or House of Wax?
As Lassie said, “Don’t tase me Bro.”
ERIKA KIRK. Grief struck widow or Opportunistic Feeder?
As Erika Kirk once said, “Fuck him, he’s dead.”
KKKAROLINE LEAVIT. Lying bimbo Or Lying bimbo?
As Alfred E. Neuman once said, “What, me worry?”
A Betwixt and Between Haiku
Neither fish nor fowl
Just clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Care to make some wishy-washy comment?