CANADA, GREENLAND, PANAMA 51,52,53

We HAVE to make this happen.

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Last October, in a survey from polling firm Leger, 64% of Canadian respondents said if they could cast a ballot, 64% would support Harris, 21% the Schmuck à l’Orange, and 15% undecided.

With its population of 41 million, Canada would be apportioned about 54 House seats, becoming a bigger state than California. Combine those 54 House seats with the two senators allocated to every State, and you would have a Democratic electoral powerhouse north of the 49th parallel.

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GREENLAND

What the hell, let’s throw in Greenland too. For my research on this, I will use the same methodology as MAGATS…Some guy on Twitter said it, so it’s true.

@LarrySabato

Greenland would vote Democratic too. A couple more D senators. Our land grab would have unintended consequences!

I don’t know Larry, but I believe him. But even if Greenland didn’t become a State, we should still steal their shit, either way. Greenland has many natural resources, including minerals, oil, and gas. Greenland has some of the world's largest undeveloped deposits of rare earth elements (uranium, tungsten). These resources are becoming more accessible as the Arctic ice melts.

This is all a win -win. Drill Baby Drill, more use of fossil fuels, icecaps melt, we get more of Greenland’s shit. Will work out fine.

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PANAMA

The hell with just the Canal. Let’s steal all of it. The reason for this is obvious.

THE NEW PANAMANIAN FLAG

GAZA

We almost forgot Gaza. Of course we don’t want it as a State. Way too many brown people. We just want them to get out so CombOver-1 can build another casino he can bankrupt. But a memo was leaked from the King of Jordan who said that after General Grabby-hands dumps all the Palestinians there, he intends to load them on planes and fly them all to Mar-a-Lago.
Did you know that Mar-a-Lago has it’s own flag?

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