CHRONIC WTF

I picked the wrong month to give up peyote.

Since my last post and this one, we have gone to Adolph Shitlerville. I can't leave you people alone for just a couple of weeks? WTF?

AIWTF

One bright spot of getting closer to shuffling off this mortal coil is that I may be able to do that before AI has taken over everything. No one will talk anymore. It will just be one AI talking to another AI about how to fuck us. How do I know this? I asked AI.

And then I asked AI to generate a WTF image. This is the result.

Clearly…

I picked the wrong month to give up licking Sonoran Desert toads.

{EDITORIAL NOTE}

Kids, if you’re reading this, DON’T LICK SONORAN DESERT TOADS. You won't get high, you'll just get warts on your tongue. Play it safe. Just take stuff out of your parents medicine cabinet. Color of the pills doesn't matter. Open any bottle. Take a few. Wait 20 mins. If nothing happens. Then open another bottle, and take a few of those. Rinse and repeat. Remember kids, safety first.

Then IAAI (I asked AI) to write a wtf limerick…

There once was a goat in a tree,
Sipping gin while it shouted “I’m me!”
A duck rode a kite,
Screamed “Tuesday’s not right!”
And the moon paid my rent in debris.

Actually, that’s not quite true. This is really a transcript of a speech that Trumple Thinskin gave before the White House Prayer Breakfast and Cheeto Dick Sucking Contest. Last year, the crown went to the entire Cabinet. While they are in the running, it’s going to be tough to beat Howard Nutlick, Secretary of the Yum-Yum Cannon.

IAAI to generate a image of Howard Nutlick. It decided he should be portrayed as a weasel. I guess it didn't know how to do a tapeworm.

CLEARLY…

I picked the wrong month to give up eating Morning Glory seeds.

{EDITORIAL NOTE}

Kids, if you're reading this, DON’T EAT MORNING GLORY SEEDS. You won't get high, and you'll just grow flowers out of your puckered starfish. Play it safe. Spin in circles until you throw up. Remember, safety first.

LASTLY…

IAAI to generate an image of a dictator.

WTF Haiku

AI is surreal

A Tyrannosaurus duck

Just say WTF

You talkin’ to MEEEE????