CLUTCH THOSE PEARLS, SNOWFLAKE!

Hitting Nerves

I COULDN’T HAVE BEEN CLEARER…

I pleaded with Republicans and those who voted for Trump not to read these posts because it would upset them. PLEADED!!!

But as these folks thrive on being lied to, one didn't believe me, read my last post, and decided to reach out to me. (It WAS signed, but I’m removing the name to protect the dimwitted.)

Mr. Lubin,

I have never seen anything so vitriolic, bitter and stupid in my life and can't believe that anyone with half a brain would publish or attach their name to an vicious Internet post like this for the whole world to view and remember. I personally believe that the majority of Democrats don't hold this inane and asinine view of Republicans or the election outcome. You have just revealed your narrow minded view and understanding of world you live in. If you think you are a good representative and spokesman for the Democratic Party, I wouldn't be surprised if you were asked to withdraw your membership. 

As far as personal opinions go, they are like assholes; everyone has one and most stink. Yours just happens to smell worse than most. You have now shown your true character and rest assured I will never recommend you to anyone seeking real estate or business assistance. 

Feel free in removing me from your address book because I am not interested in communicating with hate filled individuals and their propaganda.

Sincerely,

X.

Proud Veteran & Republican !

I replied.…

Mr X,
Thank you for your kind words. Love you too.

Lance

LITTLE DID I KNOW…

That I was officially a spokesman for the Democratic Party. Had I had known, I wouldn't have gotten that tattoo and lobotomy.

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE WORD OF THE WEEK…

kakistocracy (/kækɪˈstɒkrəsi/) is a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

POSITION AND QUALIFICATION FOR OFFICE:

VP…. Willing to violate the Constitution on command, not wear more makeup than your boss, and pretend not to be gay. (Vance)

Secretary of State… Gelatinous mass where spine used to be, cut own hair with hedge clippers, try not to look like you're auditioning for The Little Rascals (Rubio)

Secretary of Defense… Fox news host. Christian Nationalist. Never wash your hands. Be President of the He-man Woman Haters Club. (Hegseth)

Attorney-General…Pedophile. For bonus points, look like Butthead, be universally reviled, and next time, take a step back from the Botox…you’re raising eyebrows. (Gaetz)

Secretary of Education…Burn books, pledge to destroy public schools. Keep em’ iggerent. (Justice)

Secretary of the Treasury…Whoever the REAL VP, Elon Musk, selects.

Ambassador to the United Nations… Hate the United Nations and the Constitution. Make Marjorie Taylor Greene look like a genius. (Stefanik)

Pretend Efficiency cabinet..Rich asshole Space Nazi and Human pebble in shoe (Musk/Ramaswami)

Director of Homeland security… Kill Puppies, have Indians in your own State where you are Governor ban you from entering their land. (Noem)

Director EPA… Gut any regulations oil companies don't like, destroy the environment. (Zeldin)

Director of National Intelligence… Parrot Russian propaganda, be fangirl for Putin, compromise American security. (Gabbard)

Dir. of Health/Human Services…Worm addled brain. Hide dead bear in Central Park, eat a dog, have your own family warn everyone that you are a moron. (Kennedy)

Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy… Jewish Nazi sadist. Be dead ringer for Nosferatu. (Miller)

Border Czar…Unlimited cruelty. Author the immigration portion of Project 2025. Have experience putting kids in cages. (Homan)

CIA Director…We killed Epstein. Watch your fucking step. Gleefully politicize intelligence. (Ratliffe)

Chairman FCC…Channel Joseph Goebbels as Reich Master of Propaganda. Silence dissent. (Carr)

Attorneys…Proof that you have lost your fucking mind. Be prepared to share a cell with Giuliani (McGinley-White House Counsel, Blanche-Deputy AG, Bove-Principal Associate Deputy AG, Sauer-Head of Solicitor General’s Office)

Ambassador to Israel….Spreadin’ your legs for Armageddon. Achin’ for the apocalypse. Ravin’ about Revelations. Deny existence of Palestinians. (Huckabee)

And lastly, Surgeon General… A terrific guy

Want a cabinet position?
Here are tips to help you be qualified

1. Be a sexual predator

2. Get an ethic-ectomy

3. Buy knee pads and chapstick.

The Party of Traitors is THRILLED with the choices of Benedict Donald.

SO STAY TUNED!

Or have you decided to ostrich for a while? No judgment here. I completely understand. With great resolve, immediately after the election, I decided to withdraw from media completely.

That didn’t last 48 hours. Democrats stopped watching the news after the election. The Party of Traitors MAGATS didn't watch the news before the election.

I picked the wrong day to stop self-medicating.