COGNITIVE DISTANCENANCE

When shit just don't add up...RUN! HIDE! DEFLECT!

THE RIGHT WING BUBBLE…

is experiencing profound cognitive distancenance. That's when you're having cognitive dissonance and have to run away from it as quickly as possible.

I made the profound mistake of rereading 1984. I remember when it was actually 1984, and that was a little creepy. Not unlike 2001.

Y2K

Remember when the world was going to end on January 1, 2000?

We might have been better off.

BUT NOW…

there is genu-wine catastrophe unfolding, and the right wing propaganda machine will have none of it.

TRY…

to find that clip anywhere on Fox news, or any of the other Pravda outlets. You won’t. So little girls, you don’t DESERVE to have nice things.

WHEN YOU STEP IN DOG SHIT…

even when you run away, it's still stuck to your shoe. But sometimes it your only play.

This parrot is dead.

It’s pining for the fjords.

OK then, got it.

Deflect