I'M LEAVING YOU
That means YOU, Legacy Media
Media, you have betrayed me.
You done me wrong, and I've had it.
Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
Yeah, even you Anderson. I'm not even going to watch you and Andy giggle your way through New Year's Eve.
Do you miss me now?
IT’S NOT JUST CNN.
MSNBC sucks too (literally) ever since Joe & Mika wrapped their lips around the Royal Orange Mushroom.
WASHINGTON POST… WHERE DEMOCRACY DIES
How far do I stick this up his ass?
And why does my head look like a dick?
Q: If I donate $1 million to Trump's inauguration, do I still have to lick this off?
A: Yes. And your head still looks like a dick.
NEW YORK TIMES
Definition: Sane Washing
The Morbidly Obese Senile Man-baby gives a two hour speech where he channels Hitler, and then spends 30 seconds talking about the economy, and the resulting NYT headline:
“TRUMP GIVES SPEECH ON ECONOMIC POLICY”.
BBC?
Seems appealing, but they spend too much time talking about foreigners.
ABC?
ABC and George Stephanopoulos announced they have settled a defamation lawsuit filed against them by Trump. They issued a written apology and are “donating” $15 million to a future Trump presidential library.
You can buy a lot of Stormy Daniels porn videos for $15 million.
The Trump Presidential Library
SO WHERE DO WE GO FOR NEWS?
Re-runs. That’s where.
P.S.
This doesn't have anything to do with media, it's just something that needs to be said.
FUCK THIS GUY…JUST BECAUSE.
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