IS IT TUESDAY, NOV 3rd, 2026 YET?

It can't come fast enough.

IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN A WEEK

And it feels like an eternity.

FOLKS…

Seem to be taking it fairly well.

BUT AMERICA BEING WHAT IT IS…

There are a lot of people very pleased with what's going on.

NOW THEY HAVE A PRESIDENT

CANADA

Iron Man Donny Dumpsterfire wants to pick on the politest people on earth.

We once went to a Rays-Jays game in Toronto at Rogers Centre (Polite people, but can’t spell for shit). We were decked out in full Rays regalia, even going so far as wearing DJ Kitty hats. WTH is a DJ Kitty hat, you may ask?

The Tampa Bay Rays have two mascots, the main one being Ray, who is some sort of unspecified blue mammalian dog-like creature, with the secondary mascot being DJ Kitty, a cat who is a DJ.

D.J. started as an actual cat, dressed in a DJ outfit. I'm pretty sure it was the sound man's cat that he had videoed at home, and they projected onto the jumbo screen at games.

Get ready for the most mesmerizing 27 seconds you will ever experience.

AND THEN, SHIT GOT REAL

DJ and Ray

One game, the “promotion” was DJ Kitty hats. There are very few DJ Kitty hats in circulation. Your humble author proudly possesses one.

So there we are in Rogers Centre, (Wonderfully polite people, but can’t spell for shit) colourfully (sp) representing OUR team. We lost. But as we were walking out of the stadium, the Jays fans walking by noticed our attire, and as they passed said, “surry” (or however you spell “sorry” in Canadian), looking at us with pity. These people would be eaten alive and spit out by Philadelphia Phillies fans (animals in red hats). But it’s easier to handle the savagery of Phillies fans than the diabetic coma inducing sweetness of our continent sharing friends.

So my point is, they are nice. They are also terrified. I've tried to convince my Canadian friends that they have nothing to worry about, that the Orange Caligula is “Puro de pedo y nada de caca” (All farts and no poop), but they don't speak Spanish so my consolation is not working. They do point out, however, that he often has a full diaper.

DAM

P.S.

November 3rd, 2026 is the Mid-term elections.

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Preach to the choir.