JUST TO GET THIS STRAIGHT
Last November, the stock market was roaring because Trump was GOING to be President. But in March, the stock market crashing is Biden’s fault.
LET’S LOOK AT EXAMPLES OF BLAME IN HISTORY
The Great Chicago Fire of 1871 was reportedly started when Catherine O'Leary was milking her cow, which then knocked over a lantern. Although the Chicago Tribune admitted to making the story up, Catherine O'Leary was accosted for her hazardous milking for the rest of her life. Just think…accosted for hazardous milking.
IN 1920’S BOSTON
Two Italian anarchists, Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti, were arrested for murder and armed robbery. The two men were innocent, but with the the city’s anti-Italian sentiments, that didn’t matter. It wasn’t until 1977 that Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis admitted that they were unfairly tried…50 years after the two men were executed.
LET THEM EAT CAKE
Sure, the French Revolution was about overthrowing the monarchy, but a lot of the sentiment against Louis XVI’s rule had to more with getting rid of Marie Antoinette. The people blamed her for the poor economy, believing that her frivolous spending was leading the country to financial ruin. In the end, she was beheaded along with her husband, the king, in 1793.
JEWS
YOKO ONO
Broke up The Beatles. Of course, the difference between this and the other examples is that… She really did.
And there, Ladies and Gentlemen, are 30 seconds of your life you’ll never get back.
BUCKY FUCKING DENT
Some might think it odd that the name of a New York Yankee short stop would be so universally recognized in Beantown, but to almost any Bostonian, Dent’s name symbolizes eighty-four years of anger and frustration at the Red Sox’s inability to win a World Series.
It was in Boston, October 2, 1978; the Red Sox were playing the Yankees in a tie-breaking playoff game for the American League East Championship. Dent, who was not known for his hitting, batted ninth and had very few homeruns to his name. Yet that night, Dent hit a three-run homer over the Green Monster to give the Yankees a 3-2 lead. They went on to win the game and afterwards the World Series. It was yet another close call with no reward in a city desperate for satisfaction. Worse it was a loss to their perennial rivals from New York. Hence known forever in Boston as: Bucky FUCKING Dent.
EVE
Snake, Apple, pain and suffering of all mankind ever since. Blah, Blah, Blah.
THE ANTI-CHRIST
Blame someone else
A Blame Haiku
Place blame, so handy.
It’s the woke leftist commies!
The Liar-in-Chief
Thank you, Ingrid
Well said.