OVER/UNDER WELMED

I think I am BI-WHELMED

IS IT POSSIBLE…

To be overwhelmed and underwhelmed at the same time? Easy to see why many people are taking this approach:

AND OTHERS FAVOR THIS APPROACH.

OVERWHELMED

I get it. We all get it. We've all got it. Rethuglicans are pushing 50 pounds of evil fuckery stuffed into a 5 pound bag already filled with shit. It is the Niagara Falls of evil fuckery, and America is in a barrel.

UNDERWHELMED

There are so many examples of the unprecedented incompetence of the Cabinet Clown Car. One might say they couldn't find their ass with both hands. And here's what AI has to say about that:

“The phrase "can't find their ass with both hands" is a colloquial expression used to describe someone who is clumsy, uncoordinated, or generally inept. It's not meant to be taken literally, and doesn't indicate an actual inability to locate one's posterior, according to the definition on Wiktionary.”

I think, however, AI is being too kind. Especially when the Secretary of Education thinks that the greatest breakthrough since the printing press is steak sauce.

CAN A1 BE HELPFUL?

You bet!

PUT ALL THIS ASIDE

It's just a bunch of “socialist liberal propaganda because we hate our country and this substack is being paid for by George Soros, anyway.

Instead let's enjoy Cadet Bone Spurs birthday party.

An A1 steak sauce haiku

Wresting queen moron

A1…Education tool

Tastes great on steak too.

Care to leave a comment? All work will be grated. Because Dear Leader just signed an executive order outlawing pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America GRATE again.