THE DEFINITIVE TINY HANDED, CHEETO FACED, FERRET WEARING, TREASON WEASEL NICKNAME LIST
A Valuable Resource for alternate ways to refer to Felon45
I did not come up with all of these. They have been culled from a number of sources, and there are some repeats and variations on the same theme. But please leave a comment and let me know what are your favorite or favorites, and you also may have some that are not on this list (although that would be hard to believe).
A-Man-For-All-Treasons
Adderall-Addled Assclown
Adolf Shitler
Agent Orange
Anus Orange
Assholemouth McFatwobble
Baron Golfin von Fatfuk
Benedict Donald
Bloviating Fleshbag
Blumpf
Bollockchinned Spunkbubble
Bonespur Buttplug
Cadet Bonespurs
Cadet Bonespurs Pussygrabber
Cadet Tinyfingers
Caesar Disgustus
Candy-corn Skidmark
Captain Babyhands
Captain Blowhard
Captain Chaos
Carcinogenic Creamsicle
Cheeto Benito
Cheet-o McNasty
Cheeto Jesus
Clownigula
Clueless Numpty
Cockless Caligula
Cock Juggling Thunder-cunt
Cockwomble
CombOver-1
Combover Caligula
Commander Bonespur McPussygrabber
Commander Clusterfuck
Commander in Cheese
Commander in Cheat
Comrade Bonespurs
Creamsicle Mussolini
Cretin-In-Chief
Cult45
Dear Bleater
Degenerate Donny
Delusional Don
Dementor in Chief
Deranged Donnie
Der Cheetofuhrer
Der Dumpenführer
Der PunkinFurher
Der Trumpkopf
Diaper Don
Diaper Donny
Diarrhea Don
Dick A L’Orange
DickTater Tiny Hands
Dimwit Donny
Dipshiticus Maximus
Dollar Store Caligula
Dolt45
Don Cornholeone
Don the Orange Shit-Stained Ass-Clown
Donald Chump
Donald Dork
Donald Rotunda
Donald Tantrump
Donald Trump, International Career Criminal and Transphobic Douche
Donnie Deathcount
Donnie Diapers
Donnie Dimwits
Donnie Dipshit
Donnie DirtyDeeds
Donnie Doofus
Donnie Dotard
Donnie Dumbass
Donnie Dumbfuck
Donnie Limpdick
Donnie McSquid dick
Donnie Toxic Dump
Dontardo
Don the Con
Don the Pawn
Donny Demented
Donny Diapers
Donny Dorko
Donny Doughnuts
Donnorrhoea
Dorito Dicktator
drump
Drumpf
Drumpty Dumpty
Duke of Dipshit
Dumb and Umber
Dunning-Kruger Sir Judas of Fartwhistle
Ebeneezer Trump
El Cheeto
El Pendejo Mentiroso Trump (Lying asshole)
Emperor Manicula (little hands)
Emperor Phallus Minimus
Emperor Trumpigula
Farthuffin’ Fuckmaggot
Fascist Farthuffer
Fatty Krueger
Felon45
Feral Shouting Yam
Festering Manbaby
Fetid Turd Emperor
Fixodent Donnie
Fragile Donnie
Fuckface McFuckington
Fuckface von Clownstick
Fullofshiticus
General Grabby-Hands
G. I. Joke
Girth Vader
Glorious Bleater
Golden Deceiver
Grabhersnatch
Grand Wizard Grifter
Grand Trump Failroad
Grampa Rage Diapers
Grand Nagus Drumpf
Greatest American Zero
Gropenfuhrer
Gropey the Klown
Gruppenfüher Schittfürbrentz
Hair Furore
Hair Gropenfuhrer
Hairpiece Himmler
His Orange Flatulence
Humpty Trumpty
IMPOTUS
Jabba The Gut
King Baby Coward
King Gooey the Turd
King Leer
Kraft Singles Christ
Kumquat Caligula
Kumquat in Chief
Kumquat Kleptocrat
Le Grande Merde
Liar In Chief
Little Donnie Small Hands
Lord of the Fries
Lying Anus-Faced Treason-Weasel
Mafia Don
MAGAt Monarch
Malice in Blunderland
Malignant Mango
Manchurian Manchild
Mango Menace
Mango Mussolini
Mar-a-Lardo
Marmalade MAGAt
Mayor McTreason
Moby Dickless
Mousselini
Napoleon Bonespurs
New York Turdherder
North American Scarlet-Faced Buffoon
Oaf of Office
Old Man Poosquirt
Old Yellow Stain
Orange Fartcloud
Orange Fuhrer
Orange Plumed Peckerwood
Orange Pussbag
Orange Shitgibbon
Orange Shitsack
Orange Topped Turdsicle
Orange Turd
Orange Turdling
Orange Wankpuffin Clown
Ostomy Bag With a Dead Tabby on Top
Patient Nero
Patient Zero
PeePee Laughingstocking
Phallus In Blunderland
Phat Boy
Picasso of Pettiness
Polyester Cockwomble
Presidementia Trump
President Demento
President Drippy Moist Steak Farts
President Dunning-Kruger Overdrive
President Gas Station Urinal Cake
President Jar-Jar
President Narcissist
President Pendejo
President Pissant
President Poopy-Pants
President Queeg
President Shitgibbon Von Clownface
President Shrieking Man-Baby
President Taintfungus
President Toddler
President Vomit Mouth
Pretendsident
Prezudunce
Pumpkin Pendejo
Putin’s Punk
Putin’s Puppet
Rumpled Thinskin
Russian Agent Orange
Satan’s Little Helper
Schmuck à l’Orange
Scooby Coup
Screaming Carrot Demon
Screaming Carrot Demon McLiarface
Screamin’-Cheeto Dick-tatertot
SCROTUS
Shameless Anus
Sharpie the Clown
Sharthead in Chief
Shart of the Deal
Short-fingered Vulgarian
Space Cadet Bone Spurs
Spraytan Stalin
S.S. Trumptanic
Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-He-Is-Not-My-POTUS
Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist- Nazi-POTUS
Super-Lyin’-Fragile-Racist-Whiny- Braggadocious
Syphilitic Man-Child
Tangelo-Tinged Treasonweasel
Tangerine Palpatine
Teeny Weeny Mussolini
Tiny Handed, Cheeto Faced, Ferret- Wearing Shitgibbon
Tiny-Handed, Short-fingered Vulgarian
The Barking Yam
The Bloviating Orange
The Clodwork Orange
The Crybaby From Queens
The Golden Fleece
The Hairplug That Ate Decency
The Horse’s Ass of the Apocalypse
The Lyin’ King
The Manchurian Man-child
The Minus Touch
The Mustard Melanoma
The Offal Orifice
The Orange Carbuncle
The Orange Garbage Fuckpudding
The Orange Shitweasel
The Orange Umpaloompa
The Ostomy Bag with a Dead Tabby on Top
The Pampers President
The Parasite
The Pig Kahuna
The Presidump
The Resident
The Shit-Stain On Our Democracy
The Turdlord
The Turdworm
The Velveeta Cheata
The Velveeta Vulgarian
Thief Executive
Tiny-Fingered, Cheeto-Faced, Ferret- Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
Toddler in Chief
Toupeed Fucktrumpet
Traitor Tot
Tre45on
Treasonweasel
Trumpenfuhrer
Trumplethinskin
Trumplstiltskin
Trumputin
Trumpsterfire McDipshit
Trumpty-Dumpty
Turdwaffle
Twitler Teletubby
Uncle Touch Too Much
Velveeta Jesus
Velveeta Vulgarian
Vulgar Talking Yam
Walking, Skin-covered Grudge
Wankmuffin
Weaselheaded Fucknugget
Wussolini
Y-M-C-A-Hole
There truly is no end to the names for Trump. Many are fitting and funny
Tapioca ass.