UNCLE SAM AT CROSSROADS

What's it gonna be, Sam?

WE’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE…

More than a few times America has been “on the brink” with atrocious Presidents and survived. We’ve had:

• Flaming Assholes: Andrew “Trail of Tears” Jackson

• Weirdo Weasels: Richard “Watergate” Nixon

• Corrupt Grifters: Warren G. “Teapot Dome” Harding

• Incompetent Morons: Millard “Know Nothing” Filmore

BUT NEVER BEFORE…

Have they all been rolled into one. We survived the others. Can we survive this?

HELL YES

TODAY

SKIP THE INAUGURATION

I would rather have my gall bladder removed with a rusty oyster fork by a blind epileptic drunk on a stagecoach with square wheels careening through gopher country than watch Adolph Twittler glorified.

INSTEAD

Let’s celebrate two great birthdays:

A GREAT MAN

A GREAT ORGANIZATION

January 20th, 1920 the ACLU was founded. With more than 500,000 members, nearly 200 staff attorneys, thousands of volunteer attorneys and offices throughout the nation, the ACLU continues to fight government abuse and defend individual freedoms such as speech and religious privacy. And especially today….want to fight back? The ACLU stands as the bulwark against tyranny and theocracy.

Become a member with a one time $5.00 donation.

Click here: Join the ACLU

AND…AS ALWAYS