JUST IN CASE…
you have been living in an underground bunker in North Dakota, under the belief that Obama is still president, and abandoned Walmarts are being turned into prison camps where heterosexual God fearing Christians will be sent and be forced to eat aborted fetuses obtained by Satanic pedophiles (in other words, you watch Fox), there is a phenomenon you may not be aware of that is the dumb ass du jour feature of the Internet… We listen, We don't judge.
This relationship killing idiocy is based on the premise of two or more people intoning together, "We listen, we don't judge", and then confessing a multitude of sins, assuming the other person won't judge them.
It may not be surprising that twentysomethings may do this. They haven't been around long enough to understand how relationships work. The truly astounding thing, however, is that anyone who's been married more than 15 minutes, especially if you are of the male variety, would ever think this is a good idea, or any positive thing could ever come from it.
NEWSFLASH!
This is an astoundingly bad idea, and anyone who participates gets what they deserve. But this is far from the only thing people will do that has nothing positive associated with it and only has negative returns.
SNORTING ADDERRAL
Like "we listen we don't judge" it may (right at the very beginning) seem like a good idea. But just look at the after and before photos
GETTING A TATTO OF YOUR CURRENT GILFRIEND’S FACE
Even though this is an incredible likeness…it’s still a bad idea
ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AFTER SOMEONE SAYS “HOLD MY BEER” OR THE SOUTHERN VARIATION, “WATCH THIS”
VOTING REPUBLICAN
Sure, it can seem appealing on the front end, especially if you're a Nazi, white nationalist, genetic deficient, or want cheaper eggs. But if you hired someone to run your business and they lost $11 trillion in the first 11 weeks they had the job, you would be peeved.
PEEVED
The word "peeve" (as a noun meaning an annoyance) and the adjective "peeved" (meaning annoyed) are believed to have originated in the United States early in the 20th century through a process called back-formation. This means the word "peeve" was formed by removing the "-ish" suffix from the adjective "peevish". (This will be on the final).
Which brings us to “Pet Peeve”. The reason the Internet was invented.
Listen and don’t judge
Sounding like a good idea
You will regret it.
Please share with the world the moment you were most humiliated. Here's your chance to live it all over again.
You can confess online anonymously and it's free. No kidding, check this out.
We listen to trump's and fox's lies, hate, misinformation and racist but we don't judge them. Dumb is as dumb does. I have taken this Maya Angelou quote to heart: 'When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.; Solid advice, but not followed advice by the trump cultist, moronic, freakish, dolts, dimwits, and rubes who continue to follow dear leader off the cliff. Their landings will be injurious but it might knock some sense into their tiny, melted, disturbed, brainwashed minds. We an only hope.
Never heard of the “We listen” thing…. Thanks for the heads-up!!
“Honey? Remember that one time you woke up and I was standing over you with a pillow….”